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CALCULATOR : BABY DROOL

Sure, sure, you have the cutesiest baby ever! But uh, why is everything wet all the time?





HOW MUCH HAS YOUR BABY DROOLED?

Since he or she was born

Date of birth:
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Litres:
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poet.


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